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Controversy Surrounds Controversy About Controversy Over Controversy Over...
(as partially formulated by psychologist and poet RD Laing in his book “Knots”) They are playing a game about Bill Ward. They are playing at not playing a game about Bill Ward. If I show them I see...
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I Fired Bill Ward
Dear Reader, I’d like to take this opportunity to set the record straight. The firing of Bill Ward from Black Sabbath was my decision and my decision alone. You all are creations that exist only in...
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Obama Removes Bill Ward’s Image From Mount Rushmore
Ward Allegedly Used To Be Between Roosevelt and Lincoln In a move aimed at making Americans forget the achievements and contributions of former Black Sabbath drummer Bill Ward, President Barack Obama...
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Tony Iommi Undergoes Surgery To Reattach Original Fingers, Adds Two More
A Picture of Iommi Taken After His Recent Surgery After more than 40 years of playing and performing with his injury, Black Sabbath guitarist Tony Iommi has finally reattached his finger tips, plus 2...
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A Hypothetical Review of Black Sabbath ‘13’
I was one of 60 lucky people who were able to hear the new Black Sabbath album ‘13’ on Wednesday at its premiere in Hollywood. Ozzy and I have been close since we served together in the Korean War...
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Bat Bites Head Off Ozzy Osbourne At Black Sabbath Concert
In the most ironic attack in recent memory, a 500-pound bat attacked Black Sabbath vocalist Ozzy Osbourne, severing his head clean off of his body during a show last night in Los Angeles. Black...
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Ozzy Checks Into Rehabilitation Center For Addiction To Marzipan
Ozzy After Passing Out In A Bowl of Soup on Saturday Night Heavy metal rocker Ozzy Osbourne reportedly checked into The Barbara Ford Center For Confectionary Addiction on Sunday morning after a...
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